Archive for the 'prosthetics' Category

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

The Science Of A Bionic Woman Part II

We spent Part I discussing Bionic Women on TV and speculating as to why they spent $55 Million on Jaime Sommers in the show but couldn’t fix actress Michelle Ryan’s chin. Now we’re going to get into actual science - not perceptual science, like how Michelle can take photos like this …


Yayyyyy!

… yet still most often looks like this …


Oh my.

… but actual science, like how we would build a Bionic Woman today if we didn’t give a crap about television ratings. It’s a good thing I am writing this now because television ratings are important and this show could be cancelled any day, making it a lot less culturally relevant. How will I get you to buy a book on science if it doesn’t have relevant pop culture and cute girls?

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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006

Here’s To Prosthetic Butts

Not that I read Cosmopolitan, but if I did, and it had an article about the ridiculous lengths women will go to in order to convince you they are hotter than they are, I would tell you about it. So I am. They even go so far as to boldly state that Jessica Simpson wore butt inserts to fill out her ‘daisy dukes.’ We have discussed it here before and determined she was the wrong person to be Daisy Duke anyway but let’s revisit it again.

Look at the girl on the left and then look at Jessica Simpson on the right and you decide:

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And she’s just some girl I met last weekend at a Bolivian porno shoot. I can’t even remember her name so imagine if I was really trying to find a hot girl to wear a pair of shorts.