Archive for the 'politics' Category

Friday, December 23rd, 2005

Seriously, These Reuters Guys Can’t Do Math Either?

We established that Reuters reporters don’t understand English, so the Reuters name and their association with general incompetence is probably the only reason I noticed this.

A nifty article they write claims that Bush is the least popular among the last 10 Presidents but I don’t really care about their politics. What I care about are the numbers. They write:

“Only nine percent of the 662 people polled picked Bush as their favorite among the last 10 presidents. John F. Kennedy topped that part of the survey, with 26 percent, closely followed by Bill Clinton (25 percent) and Ronald Reagan (23 percent).”

Now wait a minute. I do numbers in my head all of the time so this makes no sense. If Bush got 9%, Kennedy got 26% Clinton 25% and Reagan 23%, that’s already 83% of the vote. From only four Presidents. So if there are 6 other Presidents in the poll, even if 5 of them got only 1%, that means only one other President could be ahead of him. If my math is correct, and it is, Bush was probably only 5 among the last 10 Presidents and it was only possible he could be sixth. So how did Reuters get last place out of that?



Friday, December 23rd, 2005

Finally, A Bin Laden Scientists Can All Get Behind

Wafah Dufour changed to her mother’s maiden name after September 11th, 2001 and has never met her famous uncle but her appearance as a model in GQ reaffirms what I have always said; if you want to affect change, do it from the inside. We have to start somewhere so we might as well start with Wafah.

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Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

Science Thoughts Over Coffee

If you like MTV Cribs, you are an idiot. Without it, though, we wouldn’t get this Santa version.

Weezer guy makes news for staying unmarried for two years. Okay, maybe I will give him a break because he never actually uses the word ‘celibate’ … it’s a journalist who wrote that headline and we know how stupid they can be. Weezer guy has abstained from sex for 2.5 years now, as if that is some sort of achievement. Heck, I went for 15 years once and I was really, really not trying. It ain’t like he abstained from orgasms. That would be a miracle. I haven’t had one since 2AM and I am already a little testy.

Kate Moss may have given me AIDS. That’ll get me in hot water with the little woman.

Want a $950 cocktail? Yeah, I kinda do too. It’s such a ridiculously over-the-top bit of frivolity I am willing to fly to Chicago to do it.

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. Told ya.

One gene made white skin. And you thought a Sneetch with a star was controversial. Wait until people get ahold of this concept.

U.S. submarine may have toured the Canadian Arctic. Further demonstrating that Canadians are pussies.