Enjoying your Ipod? Why not just chain an Asian kid to your radiator and make them work for you?
Scientists will find it a lot tougher to get laid because of this website. Hate the game, not the scientist.
Your kid will never need to watch Thomas The Tank Engine again. Why? Because I am making a kids’ series called “The Little Spaceship That Could” and it will be about Voyager 1, because it just keeps going and going and going.
People keep asking me about the three new planets and how we will remember them. I am more concerned about how kids will ever take astrophysicists seriously again. Can you hear a kid asking, “What do you mean last week there were 9 planets and now there are 12? I am supposed to believe you people about vague things like the definition of a point or what a magnetic field is or how there can be Evolution without actual fossils and you can’t even figure out how many planets there are?”
