Archive for the 'coffee' Category

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

The Assault On Coffee Part I

There’s a war that’s brewing and you may not be aware of it. It’s right under our noses but it has been kept out of the mainstream media due to a growing web of deniers and obfuscaters who regard misinformation and doubt as allies. Like many insurrections it has been funded quietly but it’s effects can be devastating to people in the war zones, like the line that stretches out the door at Tully’s.

That war, my friends, is the War On Coffee.

Coffee is good. Coffee is good for you. Science has proved this on numerous occasions yet time and again I see sources in the mainstream media trying to establish doubt about the total awesomeness of coffee.

I saw yet another hit piece on coffee today, this one titled Researchers Discover How Coffee Raises Cholesterol. Where did they get that idea?

But I am a fair person, I want to know if my health is at risk, so I took a random sample of 928 articles on coffee, none of which were found to express doubt in its total awesomeness. That is a consensus, people.

Yet the deniers will not accept it. The issue, they say now, is Cafestol, a diterpene molecule found in coffee. Well, diterpene molecules are our friends, since that’s how we get Retinol, the animal form of vitamin A and an important antioxidant. Unless you like having lousy vision and brittle bones. Why are they blaming Cafestol? Who is behind this? The only answers I found came from one source, not surprisingly the exact same source behind the recent study saying coffee is bad: Baylor University. The folks at Baylor wrote a similar hit piece in 2005.

So off to Baylor I went, to the Department of Molecular & Cellular Biology. But they were on to me. When I arrived, the place was cleared out. Mostly. I did find this.


The first clue

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Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

Science Thoughts Over Coffee

If you like MTV Cribs, you are an idiot. Without it, though, we wouldn’t get this Santa version.

Weezer guy makes news for staying unmarried for two years. Okay, maybe I will give him a break because he never actually uses the word ‘celibate’ … it’s a journalist who wrote that headline and we know how stupid they can be. Weezer guy has abstained from sex for 2.5 years now, as if that is some sort of achievement. Heck, I went for 15 years once and I was really, really not trying. It ain’t like he abstained from orgasms. That would be a miracle. I haven’t had one since 2AM and I am already a little testy.

Kate Moss may have given me AIDS. That’ll get me in hot water with the little woman.

Want a $950 cocktail? Yeah, I kinda do too. It’s such a ridiculously over-the-top bit of frivolity I am willing to fly to Chicago to do it.

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. Told ya.

One gene made white skin. And you thought a Sneetch with a star was controversial. Wait until people get ahold of this concept.

U.S. submarine may have toured the Canadian Arctic. Further demonstrating that Canadians are pussies.