Top 10 Reasons My Faster-Than-Light Car Rules:

• 10) Stephen Hawking always wants to carpool.
• 9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.
• 8) Traffic enforcement is pretty much limited to cops with Ph.D.'s in Quantum Physics.
• 7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.
• 6) I can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.
• 5) I made a fortune selling pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"
• 4) I sleep until noon and still get to work by 8:00am!
• 3) I'm never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
• 2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!
• ... and the number one cool thing about my faster-than-light car is ...
• 1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"

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