What happened to Australia? Weren’t they once the country of loose women, plentiful booze and cute little kangaroos that box? What is this sudden fixation with “The Hoff?” Because their credibility has dropped a lot.
And Hoff? What were you thinking when the advertising people said, “We liked your last ad for Pepsi but it just wasn’t gay enough” ?
Did you simply reply, “How about if I get on a swing and scream like a pre-school girl? Would that be gay enough?”
Because if you did, they then said, “Yes. Yes it would.” And this ad was born.
I haven’t giggled this much since The Hoff claimed he was responsible for the fall of the Berlin Wall.
