Science articles, even in the casual world of the internet, take a great deal of research. It’s not always easy making science look easy.
As all of you know, my articles are meticulously detailed, well thought out and ergonomically terrific in almost every way. That doesn’t happen by accident. But sometimes revelations for new articles happen by accident, like when I am researching something else.
While I was researching the most important article in the history of the internet I decided, in the interests of maintaining my impeccable credentials, that I needed a picture of a hot girl in a river. I keep a substantial folder of supermodel endorsements and pictures for occasions like this. But I didn’t have girls that fish so it took some time.
And then I stumbled across this picture:
And the happy accident came to me – because women have proved, once again, that they are intellectually and emotional on a different level than men. Namely, because they will date some really ugly guys.
You may have missed Part 1, where I talked about Christina Aguilera marrying a guy so ugly that even with my five medical degrees I can’t figure out what’s wrong with his teeth. In Part 2 I discussed Evangline Lilly getting engaged to a Hobbit, Part 3 had me trying to figure out how the druggie from Friends was nailing Piper Perabo and Part 4 had me back to Christina because she looked even hotter and he looked even sillier next to her.
Those were all outrageous examples of well-meaning women not caring enough about the looks of their men – and we want to discourage that kind of progressive thinking – but then we hit Part V, where David Spade and Heather Locklear took this to some higher level of insanity.
Still, even a guy the size of my forearm like David Spade being with Heather Locklear didn’t prepare me for the shock of seeing 5’10″ tall, platinum-blonde, blue-eyed best-thing-to-come-from-Sweden-ever Victoria Silvstedt with … wait, who is this guy? I thought she was married. Okay, maybe she got divorced.
So that’s why I interrupted my usual science humor to write Part VI, because some things cannot be explained by science, like why I am eating protein shakes and writing with the dark humor of Pynchon to stay attractive to women(me – LS) and it turns out all I needed was a penis made of heroin-laced chocolate. Or whatever that guy must have to get Victoria Silvstedt.
You can call her enlightened if you want. You can call her the opposite of shallow if it helps. She could call herself the Emperor of Nebraska and if anybody doubted her she could just whip out her picture and say, “If I’m not the Emperor of Nebraska, then why do I look this friggin’ hot?” And then everybody would shake their heads in awe and mutter amongst themselves that she must be the Emperor of Nebraska.
Seriously, can someone explain why I am writing this article and he is throwing Victoria Silvstedt around a Motel 6?
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May 31st, 2007 at 2:10 pm
[...] Before you can create romantic inductance with her you need to overcome her inertia about you. Girls love to laugh. There are some spectacular women who have dated some ugly men because women are on a higher intellectual plane than men and will overlook a lot of things for a guy who makes her laugh, including your Star Trek “SET PHASERS FOR FUN” t-shirt with barbecue sauce on it from dinner three nights ago. [...]
July 31st, 2007 at 10:43 pm
I want some sexy images
August 4th, 2007 at 3:34 am
Well, with i’ll side it’s plan to see that just like everything else women can’t be put into catigories that are so simplex, cause lets face it life really does work that way.
Yeah sure there are alot of dreamy looking guys out there in the wide ol world, but just ask yourself, just how much time does it take for a guy to keep himself looking so good, the truth of the matter is, guys that workout alot tend workout alot with their constantly pushing their cardiovascular, then it’s protein shakes, high fiber diets and creatine.
And finally he manages to finds some time for her, then tells you just how beautiful….. he is, which is true but let’s face it, who has time to for all that, then you wonder why the ugly lil bold headed guys getting the girl, well Just asks yourself, just who’s romanacing her stone! hmmm. what women want and what they do to get it.
October 24th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Hmmm, I don’t believe for a second that hot beautiful women date ugly short bald guys cause they’re giving them attention and romancing them, there are PLENTY of very attractive guys out there that are willing to romance a girl and be attentive,……it’s the money people! you’ll rarely IF EVER see a hot girl with an ugly guy that doesn’t have money, it’s that simple, women are attracted money like men are attracted to hot chicks, and women will put aside the lack of looks for the money just like a guy will put aside lack of intelligence for looks
October 24th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
hi
November 18th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Keep on preaching Cole, its all about image, style, suave tal, and most importantly money, money, money for women
December 19th, 2007 at 10:35 am
that is fucking nasty but i guess…???????/
December 24th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Listen, I know these two people very well and I can assure you that they love each other. They re always always together together even when we re in monaco she doesn t spend her day at thr beach sunbaithing they spend the day together doing plenty of stuff so please don’t talk about these people like that, you don t know them it’s really affending.
December 25th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Roxy, I am not sure what the complaint is. A jaw-droppingly hot girl is with a guy who is, let’s face it, not getting by on good looks, so she cares about more than appearance … while a guy who is, ley’s face it, not getting by on good looks is still doing well enough he can get a tall, blonde model.
I’d say this post is the highest form of respect for them both; plus hot women giving hope to ugly guys, especially around the Christmas season, is exactly what religion is all about.
January 30th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Guys you can think all you want but your wrong. its not all about the looks its about getting the romance. Notice how the ladies on this post are saying its all about the romance and the guys are still saying noway its about looks and how they are giving eachother kudos awww. ok guys you can take eachothers advice all you want and thats why you will never get girls. But as for me i found someone whos worth my time. and from all the hotties that i can choose from which is basically anyone. My man is so romantic, understanding, caring, intellectual, and he is no bitch either. Personality overpowers looks. maybe a lil hottie will tell you different…but how long can you actually be with a really hott girl who doesnt comprehend anything? And since you men want to be “MEN” than play your role. yea of course you have to have money your the provider…i dont see many men rally about giving women equal rights and blah blah blah so you know what it might not be fair to you but what is fair?? Stop the adversisng that makes girls feel insecure about their age…and what clothes look good and what makeup they need. and the plastic surgery ads. And after that you need to heal your women and show them that they are beautiful the way they are. Or else yea to get a good woman….you better have money to pay for her hair, makeup, cloths, surgerys, and you men need to stop being so judgmental on females because i am bi and there are way more beautiful women than attractive men. There is so much more advice i could give you poor souls but youll just have to wait until i get my own column!!!
February 7th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Niicky,
But women are lying. We men know it’s all about deviant sex and then baking us pies.
February 11th, 2008 at 9:06 am
slut victoria j’apprecie ce que vous faite ds l’emission de la fortune bisou et byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:19 am
tu est belle tu a des beau seins je veux te surcé
February 28th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
its all about the money..honey
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
its all about the money………/ love is money /
March 31st, 2008 at 2:52 pm
[...] I was thinking if a person was going to cheat, it should be with a person that’s much better looking than your partner ’cause otherwise your partner’s going to write the shit off and laugh about it. I think it’s one of those all or nothing deals. Either way, bitch chose a very unimpressive dude to hook up with and ultimately the couple sued the newspaper that posted the pictures of beauty and the beast together in some sort of adulterous tryst. [...]
April 4th, 2008 at 12:42 am
Im not saying that there are not people out there like this but…not every girl is like that. Im still with my b/f and want nothing more than to just be with him and people always are asking me why i am with him and is it for money or something. But it truly isnt. I really just enjoy the company of him. He has a warm heart and is unjudgmental. I feel sorry for anyone who immerses themselves of this thought that all women only care about money. There are good people out there who it isnt fair to. I do understand that there are many women and men out there who just care about money. Money does make the world go round and people do want to feel secure. And in this recession of course there are going to be these kinds of people. I bet this goes for the majority of you, if you have money and you date someone who doesnt….your going to automatically think that its about the money right.And of course that ruins any chance for true love. And of course this couple looks pretty odd together…as she is so tall and is a model and he is much shorter and it is not our typical relationship we see everyday. Many people dont feel comfortable in a relationship as odd as this so it must be really hard for them constantly getting weird looks from people and haveing them saying things like oh shes a paid whore or thats her sugar daddy. That stuff can hurt both of them…I know because it hurts me immensely when people do that to my relationship. Maybe there is something this woman sees in him or maybe she got to know him and loved his way of thinking. Whatever it is…the beauty is in the eyes of the beholder right? I admire these people being brave enough to walk in public with eachother with all these hatful judgemental people walking around just like you all. Thinking you know everything about this and that person. I believe there are only a few soulmates to each person and if you dont notice them or are not interested for any reason other than your own its your loss. Another thing is the best person for you might not be the most “Beautiful” or appeazing to you at first but when you fall in love they all of a sudden become the most beautiful person to you. Treat your girlfriend like shes the goddess that she is that she is meant for you and that you dont ever want to replace her like your favorite baseball card as a kid or your puppy dog(would you give up your puppy to the pound because they are to old or you want another one). Isnt it great to have one thing in your life that you never have to replace that you dont have to grow out of because you both grow? Love with just one person can be so great. I wish you all the best of luck to .I hope you all give everyone a chance atleast before judging them. Even me if I ever meet you because most people dont they just look at me and think oh she is conceited shes a bitch, slut, goldigger whatever negative things that are stereotypical of beautiful woman who takes care of herself. But little do they know that I am a nice person with a very warm heart and care so much about others. Just think about how it feels for a woman to sit there and judge you without ever talking to you or knowing about what kind of person you really are. Doesnt it hurt to be called a player, cheater, ect. when you are not?
May 23rd, 2008 at 3:27 am
the one at the top the supermodelscience…not every man is stupid and has got a star trek t-shirt with mustard or ketchup on it and not every man is dumb like a bucket of shit…women arent more intelligent then men…why do all people say that men are dumb….i would say there are dumb and smart people on each side a lot of
May 25th, 2008 at 2:53 am
.łał troche zboczone fotki ale super npozdrowienia for you
May 26th, 2008 at 9:36 am
“.Å‚aÅ‚ troche zboczone fotki ale super npozdrowienia for you”
Oh sure. Easy for you to say…
May 27th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
This disgusting Swiss midget is married, (as is she), they have been at it forever, he claims he is her ‘manager’, and trust me, he is MUCH taller when he is standing on his wallet.
Besides, she has been whoring behind her husband Chris Wragge’s back for YEARS.
True romance? Give me a break.
Yes, I know them too.
June 1st, 2008 at 2:18 am
Who cares? i dont really understand why u put so much of your time for this kind of crap!
June 2nd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
I’m ugly…well not that ugly but I’m definitley not hot. And I’m dating by far the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen and pretty much every other guy seems to think so as well. She’s a former bikini model and now an executive at a corporate company. Sure she could have any guy she wants and she knows that but she’s all about personality. Maybe Victoria is the same…
June 4th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Nothing to do with money, he’s fun makes her laugh and is great in bed is probably what sums it up.
July 1st, 2008 at 4:02 am
coole bruce willis filme downloaden…
Wo kann ich filme downloaden?…
July 4th, 2008 at 11:39 am
i have a suggestion for u go to helllllllllllllllll.wasting ur time in writing such crap.idot
July 18th, 2008 at 9:38 am
It’s something about nerds that hot women dig – maybe something being unavailable? then they want them more (nerdy guys), or because they want to see the other guys jealous?!? yeah, Nerd is the new black guy!
September 11th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
grande zoccolona
September 12th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
The internet just makes me realize that I wish a giant tidal wave came and ended the vast majority of human society.
September 13th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Fascist chicks are HAWT!
October 13th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Wow, you guys really don’t know much about women!!
The best you had was that he makes her laugh, and the other things were very low minded (sex and money).
We women very, very, very much value respect. I bet a million dollars that that short man:
1. Always phones when he says he will phone.
2. Gives genuine compliments (and not ones that make her feel like an object).
For example, if he says, “you look really hot in those jeans” she will feel a little flattered but mostly she will feel like he’s a pervert/treating her as an object. If he says, “wow, you look radiant/beautiful/lovely!” she will feel like he cares more about her as a person.
3. Makes her feel safe and secure.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:34 am
The geek appeal for women is simple: they seem genuine, interesting, and unlikely to take us for granted. We value those qualities more than big pecs and big wallets.
October 21st, 2008 at 7:21 pm
As said in clerks 2, hot girls date the so called hot guys then realize that the guys who are not so stereotypically “hot” are the ones who will always try harder than the prettyboys. But this is always a fact, I tried ‘slumming it’ this one guy, everyone who saw us together had the same reaction as you did to those pictures, he not only did not try hard at all he cheated on me after trying to propose to me after knowing me for 3 days (during a movie no less!) eh what was a expecting from someone who enjoyed runscape lol. And just as with me and runscape the horrible graphics (actually his personality not his looks or graphics lol) made me quite before I could finish a proper introduction.
October 22nd, 2008 at 6:16 pm
So it didn’t work out with pretty men. And it didn’t work out with ugly men.
You basically date girls now, right?
November 13th, 2008 at 8:25 am
what the hell?
VS is a certified whore who screws rich guys only. That dude is filthy rich. What is the mystery here again?
November 17th, 2008 at 8:43 am
it’s confidence, guys. money…if you’re a wuss bag, then yeah. a lot of ugly guys who get women are confident, in-control and secure with themselves…that is what’s attractive to women…why do you think some girls go for assholes? because the asshole has more confidence than the nice guy. the nice guy could get the girl, and still be a nice guy, if he displayed more confidence and was secure with his faults and didn’t let the mental dwelling of those faults sabotage his chances with a woman. that wuss bag behavior displayed by unconfident men is a turn off to women…they want a man, not a little boy who starts acting like Beaky Buzzard when a girl says “Hi” to him. the confident man says the right things, has a mystique to him, doesn’t put the woman up on a pedestal (meaning, acting like she’s God’s gift to man, acting like he can’t live without her in a sulky, wussy way), finds the right balance of treating her like she’s one of his guy friends and treating her like the woman she deserves to be treated like, etc etc. confidence is a key quality in a man that women love. if anyone has a problem with what i’m saying, well, that’s too bad bc it’s true. i don’ have time for naysayers (it’s called denial…the first step to admitting your an AFC). anyway, so if there are any guys out there who are unsuccessful with women, try reevaluating your outlook. try working on your confidence. if you’re walking down the street and you make eye contact with a woman, don’t look away. hold it until she looks away first…let her be the intimidated one…if she doesnt look away, say “Hi” and smile
if you’re after a certain lady, don’t shower her with flowers and chocolates and do everything she wants and tend to her every wimb and woe, that’s wuss bag behavior. act like you don’t need her to be happy with your life…that doesnt mean your being an ass…it shows the woman your comfortable with yourself and independent…that’s attractive. looks have nothing to do with instilling that gut feeling of emotion called ATTRACTION in a woman. hmmm…i really went off, sorry, but hopefully someone will find this enlightening.
November 17th, 2008 at 8:59 am
oh, and another thing. I just wanted to address the people hating on the guy for “wasting his time writing this crap” and the person who said the internet makes her wish “a giant tidal wave would wash away human society.”
who gives a shit? you’re reading it, aren’t you? while you’re spending your time checking your myspace, or facebook, writing in your blog, livejournal, or even reading msnbc news articles, this person is writing about what they find interesting. just bc someone writes about something you feel is stupid, doesnt mean they’re a loser or are wasting their time, they are just spending their time on the computer on something different than you are. we all use the internet for different reasons. what the hell do you care what someone chooses to write about on the internet? go write your friend a myspace comment or something. it doesn’t mean society is fucked up. we’re all in this world together doing the best we can to make the best of it. materialism, consumerism, are we really here?, is this true reality?, are we just bricks in the wall? please, fuck that shit. no body asked to be born but since we’re here, we just gotta make the best of it. live life the best we can while trying to be decent people. who gives a shit how one spends their time on the internet. wow, i went off again, but some people just make me angry.
November 24th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Supermodels especially love ugly guys. Ugliness in men is cute and adorable to women. It has nothing to do with the personalities of these ugly men. Ugly guys can be fake and deceitful and boring and obnoxious, it doesn’t matter. Women like cute things and few things are cuter than an ugly guy. If a woman marries an ugly guy, all her friends will be jealous of her.
December 30th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Hugh Hefner has nothing on this guy…
March 22nd, 2009 at 4:31 am
Seriously sal, if a woman marries and ugly man all her friends will be jealous? are you itallian? seriously people appear ugly to others because they are less viable as a mate. Money is the only reason an ugly guy will get laid, trust me.
March 23rd, 2009 at 5:12 pm
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March 25th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
It ain’t about the money. My friend is a 38 year old dude, 200 lbs. and 5″2 tall. He is as broke as a joke, pawning off his computer to feed his 4 year old son. And guess what? He gets with 20 year old hotties like you wouldn’t believe. Be a single dad, that’s what girls really want.
August 7th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
[...] thinks of their crazy Aunt Margaret, or ridiculously cheap ginormous beers, or maybe even Seal and Heidi Klum (Okay, Seal does seem like a really nice guy)…but not Sandwiches. Sandwiches, by definition, [...]
August 29th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Why do women go for “ugly” guys? Well, let me tell you a few things. First off, I’m no prize physical catch. I’m 5’5, 225 pounds and have only an okay face.
The reason(s) why, though, I’ve always gotten and been able to stay with attractive women:
1) They are a HUMAN BEING before they are an attractive woman. Remember they – they have thoughts, emotions, feelings and opinions – just like us!
2) I don’t get stressed easily and I can usually find a way to make both of us laugh. The point? When you don’t stress out and make light of a situation, you make them feel like things are okay and under control. What does that equate to? Safety and comfort.
3) Open doors, pull out chairs and smile – not only to them, but to everyone else. Why? You’re showing a basic, civil amount of respect to everyone around you. Who DOESN’T find that attractive?
4) Be willing to give them what they want. What do I mean? Hold their hand in public; never look at another woman; make her feel like she is the only thing that has ever been important to you. Why? Because – they WILL return it. When you make a woman feel important, they make sure you ARE important.
I could be wrong (ladies, please correct me if I am), but it’s always worked for me.
September 16th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
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February 19th, 2010 at 5:53 am
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March 16th, 2010 at 2:42 am
Maybe the “hot” guys are too intimidated to ask them out or the “hot” guys are too busy playing the part to be able to give the pretty girl the attention ugly men do.
July 7th, 2010 at 2:41 am
Well, there’s the answer, the guy loves to eat pussay………… ANYWHERE.
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April 8th, 2011 at 3:03 am
He probably laughs at her jokes, something no one with any trace of self respect can do without gagging on their own vomit. I’ve mer few dumber women in my life. (and this is in no way any criticism of women with looks – I’m Swedish myself, 5.9 and friggin’ hot – but this woman is just plain void of anything even remotely resembling personality and intellect)