And Π (Pi) or Maxwell’s Equations. Everyone knows Π already, it’s the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle (22/7) and goes on forever. Then there’s Maxwell’s Equations; Maxwell grasped the connection between magnetism and electricity and how they create each other. But, like Π, they can never be solved. If you spend more and more time trying to solve either of those you can only come closer to the answer. You can never actually reach it.
So what happens when you put Π and Maxwell’s Equations together? You guessed it; you get women.
If you get in an argument, she will use Π against you. For example, “Oh yeah? Well, you slept with my sister” is the relationship equivalent of Π. Of course I slept with your sister. Scientists don’t get personal assistants, so who else are we going to sleep with?
I slept with her mother too but dredging up the past doesn’t help her with the current argument, does it?
Likewise, our constant attraction to women despite the Π issue falls under Maxwell’s Equations, namely Faraday’s Law of Induction. Faraday’s Law goes like this; when there are multiple available men and a woman which has no man, the men will be induced toward the woman until equilibrium is reached.
Really, that’s everything you need to know to win any bar-room discussion on the physics of electromagnetism, don’t you think? It won’t help much with women, though. Faraday’s Law doesn’t have much wiggle room to it. I guess that’s why it’s a Law.
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August 4th, 2006 at 7:04 pm
And there really is no defense for the ‘you slept with my sister’ part of the equation, is there?
February 11th, 2007 at 10:46 am
That’s an interesting equation, but I find it hard to believe that you can come up with finite numbers when it comes to women. I think the “chaos theory” would be more like it. LOL
And of course there’s no defense to that one, at least not as far as the woman is concerned, in your own mind maybe…