Because sometimes scientists concede that civilians are really funny too, and this from Golden Fiddle is a classic:
FADE IN:
INT. A BEACH HOUSE BATHROOM, MALIBU, CALIFORNIA. NIGHT Matthew Mcconaughey and Lance Armstrong shower, shave, wax, pluck, gel, and dress together before for a big night at Sky Bar in Los Angeles.
LANCE: Hey, Matt.
MATT: What can I do you for, LA?
LANCE: You gonna wear the linen shirt tonight?
MATT: That’s right.
LANCE: Yeah, me too. Hey, Matt.
MATT: What now, amigo?
LANCE: How many buttons you gonna leave unbuttoned?
MATT: Well, my friend. I’m fixin’ to go four deep tonight. Give the ladies a little taste.
LANCE: Yeah, right. Four sounds about right… Hey, Matt.
MATT: Che cosa ora mio Amico?
LANCE: You gonna roll your sleeves up?
MATT: To right below the elbow.
LANCE: Hey, Matt.
MATT: What now, Sir Lancelot?
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