Pure, un-edited proof that all women look hotter as (a) blondes and (b) long-haired blondes. Let’s talk Bryce Dallas Howard
I don’t know how they are going to work her into Spider-Man now, since they flopped around the history and made Mary Jane Watson his first girlfriend and had her getting into all the trouble Gwen did in the comics, but it won’t matter as long as she looks something like this:
I guess I could Google and find out the story but if Sam Raimi
Anyway, on to the science. Look at the pictures of this girl before and after blonde hair. On the left, she looks like her dad, Opie, including the red hair. On the right, she is suddenly a platinum-blonde hottie.
So note to girls: if you want to get men, go blonde. And bake me a pie. Everything you need to know is in this picture:
Except the pie. I like cherry and pumpkin.
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January 11th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
[...] We have proven that all women are hotter as blondes. [...]
January 11th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
[...] So we can’t use any chemicals except Miss Clairol to change the hair aspect but we can use lots of chemicals to modify the brain functions. Research is just beginning so we don’t have many concrete solutions but Louann Brizendine offers a few ideas in her book, The Female Brain. She suggests testosterone if a woman has a low sex drive, for example. [...]