April 20th, 2006


Austrians Get Laid More Than You Do


That’s right, I said Austrians. I also said more than you, not me. Anyone who reads my blog knows that the line of women waiting to offer me their vaginas is so long it can be seen from the moon.*

This study says it’s because men care about women there, blah, blah, blah. I think it’s because the cities are named things like F**KING. Look for yourself.

Country at the bottom of the list in the survey? Japan. Not that this will surprise you. No one can have sex because of all the damn earthquakes that cock block you when you are there.

*Number of times I have used that line on this blog; 34. Number of times Sweety has laughed and/or approved of me using that line: 0.


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