Can any of you figure this out? I got these pics over at Superficial because … well, they had them, and they feel the same way as I do about the unnatural Devil power this guy must possess.
I don’t know what happened to this Christina Aguilera kid. She used to look kind of skanky and annoying but these pics get her a Science Star Award for being totally hot. Maybe she turned 30?*
*Note: it is probably the cross she is wearing. The cross would cancel out the guilt at having out-of-wedlock sex with her. And I wouldn’t use a condom. So maybe I would not go to Hell.
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April 12th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
[...] In Part 1, we talked about Christina Aguilera marrying a guy so ugly that even with my five medical degrees I can’t figure out what’s wrong with his face. In Part 2 we discussed Evangline Lilly getting engaged to a Hobbit, Part 3 had us trying to figure out how the druggie from Friends was nailing Piper Perabo and Part 4 has us back to Christina because she looked even hotter and he looked even sillier next to her. [...]
January 10th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
[...] You may have missed Part 1, where I talked about Christina Aguilera marrying a guy so ugly that even with my five medical degrees I can’t figure out what’s wrong with his teeth. In Part 2 I discussed Evangline Lilly getting engaged to a Hobbit, Part 3 had me trying to figure out how the druggie from Friends was nailing Piper Perabo and Part 4 had me back to Christina because she looked even hotter and he looked even sillier next to her. [...]