What’s up with chicks and their need to wear fake parts? I made the call on Jessica Simpson’s fake can when I saw Dukes of Hazzard
Now it turns out Penelope Cruz ( who? ) needed curvature help also. And she liked having a real woman’s bottom so much she asked to be able to keep the fake one after her RETURNING shoot was done. I tell you, when a girl I have never seen in a movie has a butt so inconsequential she needs to pad a pair of pants to feel good about herself, it is going to be an excellent day for humor. What could make her life worse? Dating Tom Cruise?
editor’s note: Oops, someone informed me she actually has already dated Tom Cruise. No wonder he liked her. She has a man’s ass
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