As I write this, a guy who looks like Seal
But what in the world is up with the funny one
I’m all for over-achievement. Heck, my chick’s ass in a pair of jeans can warp the very fabric of time and space and no way in a world of fairness and justice would she even know my name, but the &Delta(delta) between me and her and the delta between Matthew Perry and Piper Perabo is beyond even my extensive knowledge of physics - and any tape rule known to man.
Matthew Perry must be so large he is beyond hung like a horse … horses want to be hung like him. If hot girls just want a guy to be funny to find him attractive, you all have to call me Brad Pitt McDreamy from now on.
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April 12th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
[...] In Part 1, we talked about Christina Aguilera marrying a guy so ugly that even with my five medical degrees I can’t figure out what’s wrong with his face. In Part 2 we discussed Evangline Lilly getting engaged to a Hobbit, Part 3 had us trying to figure out how the druggie from Friends was nailing Piper Perabo and Part 4 has us back to Christina because she looked even hotter and he looked even sillier next to her. [...]