First, Christina Aguilera
What’s the point of doing all this work to look like … well, me … when squeaky little British guys can get women who look like this:
Generally speaking, her man-like body creeps me out but for him that’s still pretty good. Now, I just learned about this yesterday and scientists say that January 23rd is the most depressing day of the year. So maybe Evangeline is suffering from low self esteem.
She’s Canadian, which explains it. This Canadian guy wrote 3700 love letters to some Belgian girl he met on a trip so he is absolutely convinced the world is ending tomorrow and he can never find another girl. Yeah, he wrote to thousands of women in Belgium.That, my friends, is low self-esteem.
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April 12th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
[...] In Part 1, we talked about Christina Aguilera marrying a guy so ugly that even with my five medical degrees I can’t figure out what’s wrong with his face. In Part 2 we discussed Evangline Lilly getting engaged to a Hobbit, Part 3 had us trying to figure out how the druggie from Friends was nailing Piper Perabo and Part 4 has us back to Christina because she looked even hotter and he looked even sillier next to her. [...]
May 18th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
[...] You may have missed Part 1, where I talked about Christina Aguilera marrying a guy so ugly that even with my five medical degrees I can’t figure out what’s wrong with his teeth. In Part 2 I discussed Evangline Lilly getting engaged to a Hobbit, Part 3 had me trying to figure out how the druggie from Friends was nailing Piper Perabo and Part 4 had me back to Christina because she looked even hotter and he looked even sillier next to her. [...]