I’m all for nutso chicks. Especially nutso hot chicks. I am kind of like the Air Traffic Control of crazy women. I don’t care which airline you are on, I just want to make sure we all land safely. So bring it on.
But Sienna Miller
I don’t believe that for a second because why would she need any more publicity? The girl is friggin’ career-rejuvenating magic. She got Jude Law back in the spotlight when he was three steps from making infomercials, the guy she boned after him suddenly became James Bond and now I bet she is about to earn the worst actor of 2005 an Academy Award in 2007 for a movie I will never even see.
I’m tempted to become an actor just so I can hang out with her. I am sure I will suck at it but after basking in her arcane, ability-enhancing glow for a short while, I will be making more money than Ben Affleck
Come to think of it, with his lack of talent, how does that guy get any work at all? I bet he boned Sienna Miller, that’s how.
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