Okay, she
Yet look at the guy she married. Dude, you can shave on your wedding day. What this really does is reaffirm the advice I have given to women countless times: DATE UGLY MEN. They try harder.
I mean, look at this guy. I have five degrees and I still can’t figure out what’s wrong with his teeth.
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April 12th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
[...] In Part 1, we talked about Christina Aguilera marrying a guy so ugly that even with my five medical degrees I can’t figure out what’s wrong with his face. In Part 2 we discussed Evangline Lilly getting engaged to a Hobbit, Part 3 had us trying to figure out how the druggie from Friends was nailing Piper Perabo and Part 4 has us back to Christina because she looked even hotter and he looked even sillier next to her. [...]
May 17th, 2007 at 9:44 am
[...] You may have missed Part 1, where I talked about Christina Aguilera marrying a guy so ugly that even with my five medical degrees I can’t figure out what’s wrong with his teeth. In Part 2 I discussed Evangline Lilly getting engaged to a Hobbit, Part 3 had me trying to figure out how the druggie from Friends was nailing Piper Perabo and Part 4 had me back to Christina because she looked even hotter and he looked even sillier next to her. [...]