May 16th, 2005


Brad Pitt Says The Reasons For His Split With Jennifer Aniston Are “Complex”


I agree. Angelina Jolie picked me up at a hotel bar once and I couldn’t figure out what her tattoos meant either. At least she didn’t carry a vial of my blood around her neck. And, yeah, there was blood.

Pitt is a little more subtle about it, calling Jolie … errr, I mean, the reasons for the breakup with Aniston “complex and multifaceted” and “not one thing.”

And me? Well, I was good enough for Jolie when she was making Cyborg 2 but she won’t even return my phone calls now.


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